TS! Mary Magdalene was officially and infalliby pronounced "NOT A WHORE" by the Great Whore of Babylon not long ago!
Jeez, if it weren't for whores where would young pimply single horndogs get p****? From their sisters?
Hmmmmm.
Yours NOT in Joe Hovah,
Charley Atlas
"Do as I say or I'll flex my bicps around you head!"
Nate Merit
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The New "In-Phrase" - with greediness
by stillajwexelder infrom the elders school it appears as if the new phrase on everybodies lips is "with greediness" have i got this correct?
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Pioneer Sisters & Field Service
by prophecor insome of you sisters were so adept at going out in service, that it seemed as if you really didn't need a brother, who was willing to take the lead.
many of you were already well suited in marking out and mapping out the territory, and sometimes big brother such and such, who just happened to be newly baptised, but is now in a position to serve shows up and begins to make himself feel useful.
i mean, this is how the climbing up the ladder begins for us brothers, isn't it?.
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Hi Gretchen 956
"A man needs a woman like a leaf needs a tree." That's the truth. I'd be dead or in jail if it weren't for my marvelous wife.
Yours NOT in Joe Hovah,
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Hurricane Katrina Destroyed Jehovah's Witnesses Historical Landmark
by blondie inhurricane katrina destroyed jehovah's witnesses historical landmark
posted on wednesday, november 02 @ 09:38:20 wst by sweenytod
" may he loyal prove and true to the end of the way, and with all the faithful receive the crown of life which fadeth not away.. http://www.ctrussell.us/ctrussell/ctrussell.nsf/22284ee7f683acc9862566bd000b278c/ca74cbadc9362c4a8625646100817bff?opendocument.
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Hi Blondie
This is actually sad. I have no use for WTBTS, but still this is sad.
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Do the JW's recognize that other relgions are persecuted also...
by JH in.
i wonder what the jw's think about other religions around the world that are persecuted because of jesus's name..... they aren't the only ones being persecuted.
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How can one recognize ANYTHING when one is blind, deaf, stupid and otherwise totally INSENSATE?
Yours NOT in Joe Hovah,
Charley Atlas
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Are you color blind? Check this out.
by gumby incolor blindness tests.
the following are common tests used to detect color blindness.. can you read the numbers hidden in each square?
you should see 58 (upper left), 18 (upper right), e (lower left) and 17 (lower right).. if you cannot see any of the above numbers/letters, you may suffer from color blindness.
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OOOOOO! GUMby! I loved melting your head with my magnifying glass when I was a little boy! Ah, the MEMORIES!
Gee willickers Gumby, I thought I was color blind on account of the fact that the air force drummed me out of the service for drug abuse! What's that got to do with color blindes?
I DONT KNOW!
tHaT's mY StOry AnD i'M sTiCkInG tO iT !
Yours NOT in Joe Hovah,
Charley Atlas
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NATE COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET! :
by Nate Merit init's true.
i have a deep dark secret.
*sniff* oh the pain..the pain.
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Yes. It's true. I have a deep dark secret. *Sniff* Oh the pain..the pain. Nobody knows the sin and shame...woe is me.
I CAN'T FREAKING STAND FUNDAMENTALISM!or
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Yours NOT in Joe Hovah<This Book Is The CURE!, November 27, 2005
This book is the CURE for the ignorant infuriating boobs who want to enforce their delusional "reality" on the rest of us, but are too damned cowardly, stupid, and lazy to actually study anything more difficult than a comic book or a magazine. Simple, direct, and brief, this marvelous little volume delivers broadside after broadside to the fundamentalist fantasies about the Bible. It takes the dogma of an "infallible bible" and explodes it into the stinking little pieces of superstitious flapdoodle that it really is.Reviewer: Nate Merit "Rev. Nate" (Mojave Desert, CA) - See all my reviews
This is extremely important in today's world when an ever-growing angry mob of Bible-thumping bigots seek to chase science out of our classrooms and replace it with fundamentalist religion under the guise of "intelligent design" or the oxymoronic "scientific creation." Having once been a fundamentalist minister of the Evangelical Church Alliance, I know all too well how these people "think" (not very often and very poorly when they occasionally do), and what their agenda really is. For those of you who feel safe and smug that such medieval throwbacks will never succeed, think again. These nut jobs are already succeeding on the grassroots level. They have already convinced EIGHTY PERCENT of the American public that humans are the Special Creation of God, and they are the majority now on most school boards across the country. These people follow a theology that until recently was called "Dominion theology" but is now known by other less obvious terms. Just as the creationists tried to hide what they were really up to by changing the name of their pseudo science to "intelligent design." Dominion Theology breeds the desire to conquer the nation and the world for "Jesus" and enforce the barbaric laws of the Old Testament on all of us. Lunatics such as Pat Robertson (Who was a Presidential candidate not that long ago) smack their lips and salivate at the prospect of Power, power to slap you around, torture you, kill you, in the name of their fiendish god. Fundamentalists are THE BORG! "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
Fundamentalists WILL NOT REST until they have once again subsumed the world back into the darkness of their willful and savage ignorance. Are you, the reader, aware of what the world was like the last time Bible-believing screwballs were in charge? We call that foul period in Western history The Dark Ages. Fundiots wish to plunge the Western world back into those charming times when anything that couldn't be backed up by Book, Chapter, and Verse was an invitation to torture and murder.
Fundiots are so insecure in an uncertain world, they will do and say almost anything to silence those who keep intruding into their cozy little religious delusion with science and facts. They need their Invisible Friend the same way you and I needed Santa Claus when we were credulous children. You and I grew out of it, these sorry excuses for humans never did. Instead, they merely inflated Santa to infinity and renamed him God.
This book lets the air out of all the huff and puff these metaphysical quacks keep spouting. If your fundiot tormentor is someone at work, in your family, on your local school board, or anywhere else, you NEED this book to throw the light on the darkness of their minds. Watch them and laugh as they puff up in impotent rage. See clearly who and what they really are when you behold your death in their eyes as you explode their fantastic claims with Book, Chapter, and Verse. (Thoughtfully provided for us by Bishop Spong) Bible fundiots are dangerously delusional. They murder gays and bomb abortion clinics, and they have threatened the life of Bishop Spong on many occasions.
For all their talk of "Jesus loves you" and "Have a nice eternity" these people are nonetheless potential terrorists and murderers every bit as psychotic as their Muslim counterparts. The only difference is that most of the fundamentalist kooks in our midst have not yet had their buttons pushed in the right combination to set them all off on a Killing Spree For Jesus.
Give up and let these people take over and you can kiss your rights and modern world bye-bye.
ARM yourself so you can effectively expose these people as the delusional liars they really are. Inoculate your children against the mental virus of fundamentalism, whether Christian or Jewish. Amuse yourself by observing what the ruckus is all about; a silly collection of boring, primitive ravings with no more claim to authority than the knife or gun the fundamentalist cracker is willing to use to force you to submit. Rescuing The Bible From Fundamentalism should be in every home in the United States of America. It should be left in every motel and hotel room across this great nation of ours, right next to the very Bible it exposes.
Charley Atlas
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Christianity BEFORE Christ?
by freedomlover inokay, was there really nothing resembling christianity before christ established christianity and the ideas behind that?
i mean, a lot of what the principles of christianity contain seem to be very common sense, such as loving neighbor, not stealing, don't covet neighbor's wife, etc.
do you really think the concept of christianity was so ground breaking when it did occur?
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Hey Freedomlover
Do you wish to actually become informed on this topic? Beyond simply reading a few posts?
If so, here is a book for you:
The Jesus Mysteries: Was the 'Original Jesus' a Pagan God? by Timothy Freke and Peter Gandy. It's written for intelligent laypersons, but has some extensive endnotes that allow you to more deeply explore this information if you choose.
I've reviewed this book on Amazon.com so you might want to read my review.
Yours in Eternal Youth and Health,
Charley Atlas
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Creation Ex-Nihilo - Did God Create Everything Out of Nothing?
by Ianone inor did god create everything out of pre-existent and eternal matter?
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If you're going to go by the Bible rather than Creedal Christianity, no. There's a verse in Romans (I think its in Romans. Not gonna get up and check) that says clearly in Greek.
"For all is OUT (ek) of him and through him and for him." Most translations muddy up "ek" with something else to hide this fact.
Something cannot be made out of nothing. "Nonsense is still nonsense even when we speak it of God." -CS Lewis
Yours NOT in Joe Hovah,
Charley Atlas
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Search for historical Hercules
by startingover innote how herculean myth resembles jesus in many areas.
hercules was born from a god (zeus) and a mortal virgin mother (alcmene).
similar to herod who wanted to kill jesus, hera wanted to kill hercules.
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Enough of this trickery and deception! I admit it. I was taken in too by clever fakes like these. But not anymore. I have the real story for you up to now! Proof and everything!
Dogs flew spaceships!
The Aztecs invented the vacation!
Men and women are the same sex!
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
GAS music from Jupiter indeed!
Charley Atlas
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When Prophecy Fails
by Nate Merit ini used to have a number of copies of this book, but through the years i divested myself of them through my largesse.
in other words, i lent 'em out but never got 'em back!.
the book centered on a flying saucer cult in 'lake city' in an unspecified state.
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Hi VM
Thank you for all this additional information.
Perhaps flying sucer flapdoodle is the religion of the future. Maybe a thousand years from now George Adamski will be a god.
Charley Atlas
"I was once a 98 pound weakling!"
This Book Is The CURE!, November 27, 2005